why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of pants
just incase he got a hole in 1
what do u a dog detective
sherlock bones
what do you call a kangaroo with a sheep
a woolly jumper
what did the traffic light say to the cars
dont look im changing
why did the tomato blush
it saw the salad dressing
why did the banana spilt
because it saw the apple turnover
wh0 do u call when u break a chair
the chairmen
whats a space mans favourite button on the keyboard
the space bar
whats the difference from hot and cold
you cant cacth a hot
=) i will make p2 soon =) CYA
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